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[Hippolyta]

difficulty

I really like this one. It's one of the only games you can get better at by playing.

For me the biggest trick was learning what all the diffent characters say so that i know in advance what's coming. This got my through the first four levels, but in the last level, with the dying and the dude chasing you yelling all the time, it's impossible to finish it on hearing alone.

To this point i haven't found a way to pass a soldier placed conviently close to a tree...

[Medieval Rampage 2]

Again?

As with most part 2 games this isn't really a part 2... It's a extended edition of the first game. This is exspecially clear in the design of the characters.
The system is a little bit more ballanced but the total experience hasn't changed at all. The spells are a nice touch, but don't really help to bring any tactic to the game.

[Santa Fu!]

damn straight I'm determined

When I finished the game the first time i didn't think I'd ever play it again. But when I did and finally got the third character... Damn... That just made everything worth it.
Totally sweet game, although the hugging get's creepy after a while.

[Dynamic Systems]

The third day

I have a couple of problems with this game, but the biggest is the WRONG that shows up when something doesn't work out. Seeing as there are always multiple sollutions to all of the problems and the same structure can have variable results, why the hell would things still be labeled "right" and "wrong".
Also: In the discription it says "get metal ball into cup" but what it's supposed to say is: "get ONLY the metal ball into cup". Without that, level 24 would have made much more sense.

[Applez]

flawed art

I adored the shit out of this game. But in the later levels there are just a couple of "leaps of faith" that are just impossible to get on the first (or third or fifth) try. Also, mostly anything has more reach that visual.
But besides these small things, the rest is glorious.

[Zombie Hooker Nightmare]

again

All the adult swim games have the excact same problem:
They are well made, gloriously animated but after being funny for the first 5 minutes, the gameplay gets boring quite fast...

[Drop the Bomb (Medals)]

ever wonder why they call the east, the east?

Pretty much impossible if you're not american.
The only category that I can play is wild-card...

[Medieval Rampage]

good start

The game starts off great with circling ennemies and aming for their face. But as soon as you get the duel shot, the aming is pretty much done for. And after those "shoot four corners" guys show up, any tactic in movement is also gone...
After that it's running like a retard and spraying it around.

Also, i would have been able to buy the last bow right before the last level, if i would have been able to sell the one i had... I know that it shouldn't be possible to go unarmed, but a "are you sure" would have been better.

[OrigamiLock Art SlideShow]

wow...

expecially bacon-lock (?) looks amazing...

[Choose Your 2012]

only three years left...

which isn't enough time to enjoy this game!
I really like it.
It's original in style and LOADED with funny little jokes.
I had so much fun finding them all I ended up getting most of the achievements without trying...
The only thing is that because of the "sponsor" button in the left corner, you can't hit the building on the left in the starting zone.